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DC Fans Claim Dog From ‘Supergirl’ Not Even Hot

SAN FRANCISCO—Claiming that the character would have been depicted as a titillating working breed if it weren’t for the “woke mob,” DC fans reportedly flocked to social media Friday to blast the dog from Supergirl as not even hot. “It’s hard to believe anyone finds this attractive,” wrote 25-year-old Evan Marsh in response to a photo […] The post DC Fans Claim Dog From ‘Supergirl’ Not Even Hot appeared first on The Onion.

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All Mets Fan Asking For Is One Fucking Season Where Team Wins Every Single Game

FLUSHING, NY—Asserting that it was the least the franchise could do to reward the loyal fanbase that had stuck with the team through so many ups and downs, local Mets fan Paul Sutera told reporters Friday that all he was asking for was one fucking season where they win every single game they play. “I’m […] The post All Mets Fan Asking For Is One Fucking Season Where Team Wins Every Single Game appeared first on The Onion.

Trump Says Iranian Attack on Cargo Ship Was Violation of Ceasefire Deal
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Trump Says Iranian Attack on Cargo Ship Was Violation of Ceasefire Deal

The attack on Thursday has snarled shipping in the Strait of Hormuz and threatens the main goal of the president’s preliminary deal to wind down the war.

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Newsom calls for national billionaire tax

California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) on Friday called for a national tax on the country’s wealthiest Americans, unveiling his plan to address growing wealth inequality a day after a proposed billionaire tax — to which he objected —  secured a spot on California’s November ballot. In an op-ed posted on Substack, titled “It’s time for a…

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Vance: Watergate would be ‘12-hour news story’ today

Vice President Vance quipped on Thursday that the Watergate scandal that led to former President Richard Nixon’s resignation would have been a “12-hour news story” in the current media landscape. “The idea that it would have taken down a presidency is crazy,” Vance said during a conversation with the Richard Nixon Foundation at the Richard…

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Our double standards on athletes and politics are on display

Colin Kaepernick was blackballed by the NFL for kneeling during the National Anthem to protest police brutality, while San Francisco Giants players were warned by MLB for wearing a Biblical verse on their caps during Pride Night, highlighting the double standards of both liberals and conservatives.

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Live updates: Trump says Iran broke ceasefire

President Trump said Friday afternoon that Iran had broken the terms of its ceasefire with the U.S. by shooting “at least four One Way Attack Drones at Ships transversing the Strait of Hormuz.” He called it a “foolish violation” of the pact. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s ouster of Gen. Chris Donahue, the commander of U.S.…

Why Is the Supreme Court Unshackling the Presidency?
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Why Is the Supreme Court Unshackling the Presidency?

Where is Chief Justice John Roberts? And why isn’t he putting limits on this administration?

John Bolton, Former Trump Adviser, Pleads Guilty in Classified Information Case
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John Bolton, Former Trump Adviser, Pleads Guilty in Classified Information Case

Mr. Bolton admitted to mishandling classified information and could face time in prison, in an inquiry that spanned the Trump and Biden administrations.

Opinion | Trump and Vance Replay Poor Policy in Iran
Wall Street Journal Conservative 🗞️ Breaking!

Opinion | Trump and Vance Replay Poor Policy in Iran

Perhaps hitting their heads against a wall is starting to feel good to U.S. leaders.

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Settlement reached in ‘Star Wars’ detention lawsuit over National Guard protester in DC

The District of Columbia has agreed to a settlement with a resident who sued the city and four police officers after he was detained last year for following National Guard troops while playing music from the “Star Wars” franchise. Sam O’Hara alleged in a complaint in October that four Metropolitan Police Department officers violated his…

Nicholas Rossi dies aged 38
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Nicholas Rossi dies aged 38

Nicholas Rossi, who fled from the US to Scotland after he faked his own death to avoid rape charges, has died in hospital.

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Shapiro: ‘Profound differences’ with Mamdani-backed Avila Chevalier

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro (D) said Thursday that he has “profound differences” with a democratic socialist who won a House primary in New York this week, as intraparty tensions grow heading into the midterms. Darializa Avila Chevalier defeated five-term Rep. Adriano Espaillat (D), the chair of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus, in Tuesday’s primary for his…

The Man Who Cried Goooooooooooal
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The Man Who Cried Goooooooooooal

The Telemundo announcer Andrés Cantor must train to deliver his famed scoring celebration for the World Cup, where he could call 20 games in about a month.

Reason Libertarian

The Right Way To Fight a Trade War

On the left is Soumaya Keynes. On the right is Eric Boehm. Behind them is an image of President Trump and Xi Jinping. Bold text across the bottom of the screen reads "CAN WE STILL WIN?"

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Trump must sign the housing bill. Cities must be ready for what comes next.

The 21st Century ROAD to Housing Act has passed Congress with bipartisan support and is awaiting the president's signature, which would provide a significant boost to housing supply and affordability.

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Cassidy says he accomplished ‘mission’ by yelling at Trump

Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-La.) said Thursday that his shouting match with President Trump during the GOP luncheon at the Capitol on Wednesday achieved his “mission” of securing more information on the Iran war. Cassidy backed a successful war powers resolution on Tuesday, but he reversed course and voted against a similar measure on Wednesday. The…

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Chuck Todd: Schumer, Jeffries couldn’t win a primary in New York City right now

Former “Meet the Press” host Chuck Todd argued on Thursday that the two highest-ranking congressional Democrats would struggle to win a primary in New York City amid the rise of democratic socialist candidates. Two democratic socialists backed by Mayor Zohran Mamdani (D) won their respective congressional primaries in the Empire State on Tuesday, pushing the progressive…

STAT+: Pharmalittle: We’re reading about a bill to overhaul the 340B program, a new FDA commissioner candidate, and more
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STAT+: Pharmalittle: We’re reading about a bill to overhaul the 340B program, a new FDA commissioner candidate, and more

And so, another working week will soon draw to a close. Not a moment too soon, yes? This is, you may recall, our treasured signal to daydream about weekend plans.…

Reason Libertarian

New Essay: Obergefell's Second Decade

Progressives continue to bemoan the Roberts Court's supposed "illegitimacy." But a case they venerate remains the measuring stick for judicial hubris.

The Hill Moderate

Pennsylvania skipping Trump state fair celebration

Pennsylvania is the latest Democratic-led state to say it is skipping “The Great American State Fair” happening on the National Mall. “Unfortunately, due to the high cost to taxpayers and not being able to secure PA businesses to sponsor the booth, Pennsylvania will not be a participant in the Great American State Fair,” a spokesperson…

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Massie: Republicans need to ‘wake up’ to avoid ‘absolute shellacking’ in midterms

Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) warned Thursday that Republicans could suffer major losses in November if the party doesn’t “wake up,” predicting an “absolute shellacking” for the GOP in the midterm elections. “I think it’s ironic that we control the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court, and the White House, and we’re yelling election fraud?” Massie,…

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Trump’s North Dakota trip will be first on new Qatari-gifted Air Force One

President Trump’s visit to North Dakota for an event next week will mark the inaugural trip of the new Qatari-gifted Air Force One, according to the White House. Bloomberg was the first to report on the flight on the new Boeing 747-8, which Trump unveiled last week at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland. The new…

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A Sneak Peek At Taylor Swift’s Wedding

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are reportedly tying the knot this summer. The Onion shares everything we know about the big day so far. The post A Sneak Peek At Taylor Swift’s Wedding appeared first on The Onion.

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Study: Mosquitos More Attracted To People Branded With Mosquito God’s Rune Of Punishment

NEW YORK CITY—Touting the discovery as a breakthrough in understanding the behavioral patterns of the insects, Rockefeller University researchers published a study Friday revealing that mosquitos are more attracted to people branded with the Mosquito God’s rune of punishment. “After several rounds of clinical trials with a control group, we can confirm that anyone marked […] The post Study: Mosquitos More Attracted To People Branded With Mosquito God’s Rune Of Punishment appeared first on The Onion.

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Political Profile: Ken Paxton

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (R) will be facing James Talarico (D) in the race for a U.S. Senate seat this November. Here’s everything you need to know about the Republican candidate. Angle Of Smirk: 34 degrees Signature Style: Rushing to put belt back on Campaign Slogan: “Come Alone With Small, Unmarked Bills” Position On […] The post Political Profile: Ken Paxton  appeared first on The Onion.

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