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Nation Proud Of Self For Watching, Enjoying Original Movie

WASHINGTON—Patting themselves on the back for seeing a film that was neither a sequel nor a prequel, the U.S. populace announced Wednesday that they were proud of themselves for watching and enjoying an original movie. “Learning the names of characters I’d never heard of before wasn’t easy, but ultimately I’m glad I did my part […] The post Nation Proud Of Self For Watching, Enjoying Original Movie appeared first on The Onion.

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Schumer: Trump ‘holding our national security hostage’ over delayed Clayton nomination

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) on Wednesday said President Trump is “holding our national security hostage” by delaying the confirmation hearing for U.S. Attorney Jay Clayton to serve as director of national intelligence (DNI).  In an early morning Wednesday post on Truth Social, Trump said Clayton’s nomination would be delayed to ensure that Federal Housing…

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NYPD deploying more officers for Knicks parade than any past event

The New York Police Department will deploy more than 10,000 officers for Thursday’s New York Knicks championship parade celebrating the team’s historic NBA title win — the largest number assigned to any planned event ever, according to the NYPD. Officers and law enforcement personnel will be stationed along the parade route and surrounding areas to prepare for…

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Inside the legal challenges to Trump’s agenda: Join the live discussion

Federal judges are newly blocking President Trump’s moves on immigration, national parks and his $1.776 billion “anti-weaponization” fund. Join The Hill legal affairs reporters Zach Schonfeld and Sophie Brams as they chat with Democracy Forward President and CEO Skye Perryman, whose group brought all three of those cases and has been one of the most…

Trump Defends Iran Deal, Says He Wants to Avoid ‘Economic Catastrophe’

Trump Defends Iran Deal, Says He Wants to Avoid ‘Economic Catastrophe’

The president said he could resume bombing if Tehran didn’t honor the terms of the interim agreement.

Watch live: Top Democrats speak out on Clayton nomination delay

Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer (N.Y.), Senate Intelligence Committee Vice Chair Mark Warner (Va.) and other Democrats on the panel are scheduled to hold a press conference Wednesday afternoon after President Trump delayed the confirmation process for Jay Clayton. Trump had selected Clayton, a federal prosecutor, to be director of national intelligence, but the president…

Top Senate Democrat knocks ‘chaos and confusion’ from White House over delayed Clayton nomination

Sen. Mark Warner (D-Va.) sharply criticized President Trump on Wednesday for delaying the nomination of Jay Clayton to be director of national intelligence (DNI).  “What we’re witnessing is an extraordinary display of dysfunction from a president who seems determined to turn America’s national security into a political bargaining chip,” Warner, the top Democrat on the…

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Live updates: Trump suggests US inflicted up to $2 trillion in damage on Iran as G7 wraps

President Trump is addressing the Group of Seven (G7) summit, the Iran deal and more at a press conference Wednesday in France. Earlier, Trump cautioned that the preliminary deal with Iran isn’t yet final, and the U.S. could “resume strikes” if needed. “No, it’s not final. It’s a memorandum of understanding, and if I don’t…

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Congress should act to care for veterans before the election

Congress has the opportunity to honor veterans by passing the Take Care of America's Veterans Act, which would improve access to mental health care, increase transparency, and modernize the VA system.

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Pentagon AI chief: Musk’s Grok chatbot used to launch thousands of missiles at Iran

The Pentagon artificial intelligence chief on Monday said Elon Musk’s Grok chatbot is tantamount to national security in a sworn statement that noted xAI’s technology has been used throughout the Iran war.  Cameron Stanley, the chief digital and artificial intelligence officer for the Department of Defense, wrote that the chatbot “enabled U.S. forces to deploy…

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Top Newsom lawyer challenges Blanche to investigate Trump

California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s (D) top lawyer on Tuesday challenged acting Attorney General Todd Blanche to turn toward investigating President Trump, after the governor announced that the Department of Justice (DOJ) is investigating him and his wife. Legal affairs secretary David Sapp wrote in a letter to Blanche that the DOJ has “poured substantial resources…

GOP senator: Trump Iran deal ‘tremendous foreign policy blunder’

Republican Sen. Bill Cassidy (La.) on Wednesday slammed the deal between the Trump administration and Iran, two days before the two sides are set to sign it. “The details that I’ve seen so far look … awful. This will go down as a tremendous foreign policy blunder,” Cassidy told Nexstar’s Reshad Hudson on Capitol Hill. …

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Government for a new era: Where do we go after the trauma of Trump?

The American experiment has endured wars, depressions and constitutional crises, but the current moment has degraded the government and the services it provides, politicized the nonpartisan, merit-based civil service and undermined the rule of law, and it is important to look ahead to a time when we can repair the damage and build a consensus to improve the functioning of our government.

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Carney: Lack of bilateral meeting with Trump at G7 not a snub

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney said Wednesday that leaving the Group of Seven (G7) summit in France without holding a bilateral meeting with President Trump was not a snub. “I wouldn’t take a big message from that,” Carney said. “I had seven or eight discussions with President Trump over the course of the last 36…

What 1976 Got Right About America

Matt Welch appears laughing on the left. Nick Gillespie appears to look surprised on the right. An image of a 1976 bicentennial American flag is seen in the center square. Bold text across the top of the screen reads "DID WE FORGET?"

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1 dead in latest strike on alleged drug boat in eastern Pacific

The U.S. military on Tuesday struck another boat it claimed was carrying drugs in the eastern Pacific Ocean, killing one man and leaving two survivors. U.S. Southern Command announced the strike on social platform X, claiming that the vessel was “transiting along known narco-trafficking routes in the Eastern Pacific and was engaged in narco-trafficking operations.”  Following…

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Sen. John Kennedy not ruling out White House bid

Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.) on Tuesday said he wouldn’t rule out a White House bid after nearly a decade in the upper chamber.  His second term is set to end in January 2029.  “I’m planning on running for the United States Senate. But if you’re asking me what if a lot of people enter the…

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National Airport halting operations for much of July 4

Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport will close to airline traffic on July 4 after noon, the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority (MWAA) said Tuesday. The MWAA cited aerial rehearsals, performances and fireworks that evening in restricting inbound and outbound flights. A host of celebrations are set to take place in Washington, D.C., for the 250th anniversary…

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Democratic socialist holds wide lead in DC mayor race

City Council member Janeese Lewis George, a democratic socialist, holds a sizable lead in the high-stakes Washington, D.C., Democratic primary to replace retiring Mayor Muriel Bowser (D). The latest results from Tuesday’s election show Lewis George with almost 53 percent of the vote, putting her 16.28 percentage points ahead of former D.C. Council at-large member…

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Vance: ‘Kind of ironic’ GOP critics of Iran deal don’t want war ‘stopped’

Vice President Vance on Tuesday said it was “kind of ironic” that GOP critics of the Iran deal don’t want the war “stopped,” as lawmakers on both sides of the aisle raise questions about the details of the memorandum of understanding (MOU) signed over the weekend.  Senators have sought to obtain the text of the…

G7 leaders back Trump on plan to end Iran war

The Group of Seven (G7) leaders issued a declaration of support for President Trump’s agreement to end the Iran war amid the allied nations’ summit in France this week.  The alliance, which includes France, Germany, Canada, the United Kingdom, Japan, the United States and Italy, released a joint statement addressing geopolitical issues in Ukraine, the…

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Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelenskyy at G7 meeting

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Trump administration asks judge to halt first reparations program for Black people in US

The Justice Department is seeking to intervene in a federal lawsuit challenging a Chicago suburb’s housing reparations program for Black residents, arguing it is “racially discriminatory” and unconstitutional. The city council in Evanston, Ill., earmarked $10 million in revenue generated from cannabis sales taxes in 2019 for a first-of-its-kind local reparations program for Black residents…

Here’s what’s in Trump’s reported 14-point MOU with Iran

President Trump has said the text of his agreement to end the Iran war won’t be released until it’s signed in person by Washington and Tehran on Friday.  But outlets including Bloomberg and CNN say they have obtained the 14-point memorandum of understanding (MOU).  White House communications director Steven Cheung said Wednesday morning the reported text “does not reflect…

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Iran is winning the war over what this deal means

The U.S.-Iran memorandum of understanding has been signed, but the text remains invisible to the public, leading to competing interpretations of its meaning from Washington, Tehran, Jerusalem, and Beirut.

Woman Dives Headfirst Into Thrilling Adventure By Blindly Purchasing Different Apple Variety

DALLAS—In a bold risk that strayed from her usual habits, local woman Emily Lentz reportedly dove headfirst into a thrilling adventure Wednesday by blindly purchasing a different apple variety. “What crazy times might this Cosmic Crisp have in store for me? I choose to accept its enigmatic offer with open arms,” said Lentz, noting that […] The post Woman Dives Headfirst Into Thrilling Adventure By Blindly Purchasing Different Apple Variety appeared first on The Onion.

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David Chase Confirms Tony Soprano Died At End Of Every Episode

NEW YORK—At last providing a definitive answer to fans’ endless speculation, Sopranos creator and executive producer David Chase confirmed Tuesday that Tony Soprano died at the end of every episode in the series. “People have been asking me for a clear answer for a long, long time, so here it is: Yes, all 86 episodes of […] The post David Chase Confirms Tony Soprano Died At End Of Every Episode appeared first on The Onion.

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Fran Stephens

It’ll take a lot more than the death of Fran Stephens, 50, to trigger a recall of ground beef. The post Fran Stephens appeared first on The Onion.

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Vance says alleged UFC plot ‘not that advanced’: ‘They weren’t in town’

Vice President Vance late Tuesday said the alleged plot to attack lawmakers at the White House UFC match was “not that advanced,” noting that the suspects “weren’t in town” during the event, which drew thousands of spectators.  “There was a lot of security there. And it turns out the plot was like, not that advanced.…

Democratic senators raise alarm over credit reporting errors from student loan servicers

A group of Democratic lawmakers is pressing the three largest U.S. credit bureaus over allegations that the agencies have let incorrect reports from federal student loan servicers go unchecked.  In a letter shared exclusively with The Hill ahead of its release on Wednesday morning, Senate Banking Committee ranking member Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) raised concerns that…

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