Hulk Hogan Dead At 71
Hulk Hogan, who used his bombastic showmanship to transform professional wrestling and take the sport mainstream, died in Florida at the age of 71. What do you think? The post Hulk Hogan Dead At 71 appeared first on The Onion.
Read moreFDA Drug Approval AI Generates Fake Studies
The FDAâs new AI designed to speed up drug approvals has been found to fabricate studies and misrepresent research. What do you think? The post FDA Drug Approval AI Generates Fake Studies appeared first on The Onion.
Read moreArtist Profile: Tyler, The Creator
On Monday, Tyler, The Creator released his ninth studio album, Donât Tap The Glass. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist. Birthplace: Vans store Birth Name: Tyler, The Friendly Ghost Genre: Guy-who-has-a-pet-tarantula rap Vocal Range: Subwoofer Vocal Signature: Can make the sound a cat makes before throwing up HTML Coding Level: […] The post Artist Profile: Tyler, The Creator appeared first on The Onion.
Read moreNo One In James Taylor Audience Has Functional Enough Knees To Give Standing Ovation
CHICAGOâDespite numerous reports that the performance was âjust absolutely fantastic,â nobody in the audience of a recent James Taylor concert had functional enough knees to give the âFire And Rainâ singer a standing ovation. âI loved it,â said 85-year-old audience member Cheryl Feinstein, one of the roughly 3,000 decrepit fans in attendance who called for […] The post No One In James Taylor Audience Has Functional Enough Knees To Give Standing Ovation appeared first on The Onion.
Read moreFantastic Fourâs Pedro Pascal Recalls Working With Trainer To Stretch Limbs 50 Feet
LOS ANGELESâDiscussing his preparation for the role during a press junket for the Marvel film, Fantastic Four star Pedro Pascal told reporters Friday that he had spent months working with a trainer to be able to stretch his limbs up to 50 feet. âThe moment I got the call that I was playing Mister Fantastic, I got […] The post Fantastic Fourâs Pedro Pascal Recalls Working With Trainer To Stretch Limbs 50 Feet appeared first on The Onion.
Read moreMost Anticipated Celebrity Memoirs Of 2025
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Read moreSwimsuit Hygienic Liner Slapped Onto Beach Bathroom Stall
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Read moreJohn Alford
John Alford, 81, leaves behind his 2006 Chrysler Sebring, 120,000 miles, $2,900. Local pickup only. The post John Alford appeared first on The Onion.
Read moreTesla Opens Diner
Tesla CEO Elon Musk launched the companyâs first diner in Los Angeles, with the futuristic pit stop featuring retro Americana, EV superchargers, and robot servers. What do you think? The post Tesla Opens Diner appeared first on The Onion.
Read moreAG Informed Trump His Name Tattooed All Over Epsteinâs Body
WASHINGTONâIn another dramatic twist in the ongoing scandal involving the late sex trafficker, sources confirmed this week that U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi previously informed President Donald Trump that his name was tattooed all over Jeffrey Epsteinâs body. âDuring a routine Oval Office briefing, Bondi mentioned that Trumpâs name was inked on every inch of […] The post AG Informed Trump His Name Tattooed All Over Epsteinâs Body appeared first on The Onion.
Read moreGhislaine Maxwell Canât Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
TALLAHASSEE, FLâPerplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epsteinâs co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she couldnât help but notice her interview room was covered in plastic sheeting. âWow, youâve got the whole room tarped upâyou guys doing some painting later?â said Maxwell […] The post Ghislaine Maxwell Canât Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting appeared first on The Onion.
Read moreTrump: âWe Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isnât A Child Rapistâ
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